Time is running out to get a gift for the insufferable librarian in your life. With help from Etsy, the 2020 edition of the Librarian Lump of Coal Gift Guide has your back.
For the hungry Harry Potter fan
Harry potter Nuggy Buddy Magnet (Real Preserved chicken nugget)
$14.39
Real preserved chicken nugget???!!!
For the librarian who likes jewelry
Vintage Library Glass Silver Pendant or Scarf Ring
$11.00
*Zooms in 300%*
“It’s a . . . library?”
For the librarian who wants to turn the library into the Overlook Hotel
jack Niholson, shining, Stephen King, Jack Torrence, bookend, library, sculpture
$221.16
Who doesn’t want “jack Niholson” peeking out from the shelves?
*Raises hand*
How can this gift be the worst one on this list, and yet also the best?
For the librarian who likes ice
Vintage Library Encyclopedia Ice Bucket
$29.00
Give the gift of a weird ice bucket.
For the librarian who likes incredibly realistic dolls
Polymer Clay OOAK Doll Library Decor
$3,325.00
I just love how this is listed as library decor.
For the librarian who loves sad clowns
$73.00
Nightmare fuel.
For the librarian who’s reeeaaallly into DIARY OF A WIMPY KID
Rodrick Heffley Exotic dancer print
$25.00
Like the description reads: “Rodrick Heffley, but make it {$exy}”
For the librarian who wants to confuse people
Vintage Photo Print, Pencil Sharpener, Library Decor
$15.00
Putting this in the library is the art equivalent of when Wile E. Coyote paints a tunnel on a rock:
For the librarian who is a Ron Weasley fan
RON WEASLEY – Harry Potter Fan Sequin Pillowcase
$22.94
About Travis Jonker
i will never unsee that diary of a wimpy kid stripperbro and i hate you, happy holidays
Your description of the pencil sharpener print sells it for me!