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March 25, 2015 by Travis Jonker

One Star Review Guess Who? (#29)

March 25, 2015 by Travis Jonker   2 comments

Can you guess the classic children’s book by its scathing one-star review on Goodreads or Amazon?

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As I am writing this review a song plays faintly in my mind:

Sweet dreams are made of these
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody’s looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused
Sweet dreams are made of these
Who am I to disagree?

I am utterly confused what this story is about and what message [author] was trying to convey….but what i know for sure is that Marilyn Manson Rocks!

Click here for the answer.

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About Travis Jonker

Travis Jonker is an elementary school librarian in Michigan. He writes reviews (and the occasional article or two) for School Library Journal and is a member of the 2014 Caldecott committee. You can email Travis at scopenotes@gmail.com, or follow him on Twitter: @100scopenotes.

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  1. Sam Bloom says

    March 25, 2015 at 1:57 pm

    I haven’t clicked the link yet, but I’m guessing it is either GIVING TREE or GOODNIGHT MOON. Let’s see if I’m right…

  2. Travis Jonker says

    March 25, 2015 at 3:16 pm

    You’re sharp, man!

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