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December 7, 2012 by Travis Jonker

One Star Review Guess Who? (#3)

December 7, 2012 by Travis Jonker   6 comments

Can you guess the classic children’s book by its scathing one-star review on GoodReads or Amazon?

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Yes children. You should definitely let strangers in your house when you are home alone. Don’t worry, even if they start trashing your house they’ll clean it up before mom comes home. And she won’t even know anything was amiss! Delightful!

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One Star Review Guess Who (#1)

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About Travis Jonker

Travis Jonker is an elementary school librarian in Michigan. He writes reviews (and the occasional article or two) for School Library Journal and is a member of the 2014 Caldecott committee. You can email Travis at scopenotes@gmail.com, or follow him on Twitter: @100scopenotes.

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  1. Amy says

    December 7, 2012 at 8:51 am

    These one star reviews are very fun. Yes, I’ve got this one.

  2. Anne says

    December 7, 2012 at 9:03 am

    This is one of my favorite features in the blogosphere!

  3. Meg says

    December 7, 2012 at 10:51 am

    Oh, does it rhyme with a rat in the vat?

    Great find, Travis!

    • Travis Jonker says

      December 7, 2012 at 11:29 am

      You’re on to something there…

  4. PragmaticMom says

    December 8, 2012 at 10:41 am

    My son loves that book and the sequel too but it’s funny how politically incorrect it would be today. Right?

  5. Alethea says

    December 8, 2012 at 8:35 pm

    LOL. Let’s call it an early primer in “Real vs. Not Real”, or how to tell if you’re going to get grounded for doing this in real life.

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