Can you guess the classic children’s book by its scathing one-star review on GoodReads or Amazon?
This started out cute, but after the sixty-first figure of speech I couldn’t take it anymore. It’s as if a fourth grade teacher went on an acid trip and started spouting nonsense.
I’m sure if I’d read this book when I was eight I would’ve loved it. Now I’m twenty-eight and I couldn’t stand the tedium.