Auto-Completed Children’s Books (#9) I Am a Bunny

Okay, Google – you think you’re pretty smart? How about you try completing the text from famous children’s books. I’ll type the beginning of each line into a Google search (plain text below), and you try to finish the line (bold text below).

(All credit to @botnikstudions for the inspiration)

Previously . . .

Auto-Completed Children’s Books (#1) Goodnight Moon

Auto-Completed Children’s Books (#2) The Very Hungry Caterpillar

Auto-Completed Children’s Books (#3) Moo, Baa, La La La!

Auto-Completed Children’s Books (#4) I Want My Hat Back

Auto-Completed Children’s Books (#5) They All Saw a Cat

Auto-Completed Children’s Books (#6) The Carrot Seed

Auto-Completed Children’s Books (#7) Madeline

Auto-Completed Children’s Books (#8) Press Here

I Am a Bunny by Ole Risom, illustrated by Richard Scarry

I am a man of constant sorrow.

My name is Earl.

I live in a van down by the river.

In the spring we made a boat.

I chase the sun, it chases me.

In the summer I am dynamite.

And I like to do drawings.

When it rains I smell sewage.

I blow my nose in your general direction.

In the fall,

I like to watch the same movie over and over again.

I watch the Grinch.

And, when winter comes,

I watch the Office every day.

Then I curl up in my hour of darkness 

and

dream about snakes.

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