Auto-Completed Children’s Books (#4) I Want My Hat Back
Okay, Google – you think you’re pretty smart? How about you try completing the text from famous children’s books. I’ll type the beginning of each line into a Google search (plain text below), and you try to finish the line (bold text below).
Previously . . .
I Want My Hat Back by Jon Klassen
(and Google autocomplete)
My hat it has three corners.
I want it that way.
Have you seen her?
No I haven’t seen your pills meme.
OK. Thank you asl.
Have you ever seen the rain?
No. I have not seen as others saw.
OK. Thanksgiving 2018.
Have you seen this man?
No. Why am I so tired. I haven’t heard that name in years. I haven’t seen any bed bugs. I would not be denied. Don’t ask me about my business.
OK. Thank you animal meme.
Have you seen this wizard poster?
I haven’t seen any star wars movie. I have been trying to reach you.
Would you like me to lie to you now?
Have you ever had a dream?
I saw a hawk what does it mean. It was bluebell time in Kent.
My hat it has three corners. Thank you after job interview.
Have you ever put butter on a Poptart?
What is a bitcoin?
Thank you in italian.
Nobody has seen god.
What if I never love again?
What if nobody paid taxes?
My poor heart.
I miss the old Kanye.
What’s the meaning of life?
I have lost my way. And nobody knows it but me.
What does your spleen do?
It is raining tacos . . .
I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT.
YOU. YOU STOLE MY DIAMONDS AND THAT IS UNFORGIVABLE.
I love my pillow.
Excuse me, have you got the time please?
No. Why are you applying for this position? I haven’t heard that name in years. I haven’t seen a doctor in years. I would not eat them in a box. Don’t ask me why.
OK. Thank you animation.
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Travis Jonker is an elementary school librarian in Michigan. He writes reviews (and the occasional article or two) for School Library Journal and is a member of the 2014 Caldecott committee. You can email Travis at email@example.com, or follow him on Twitter: @100scopenotes.
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