Librarian Lump of Coal Gift Guide
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For the librarian who can’t remember what their profession is:
The appropriately named “Librarian Sweatshirt”. This pairs nicely with pants that say “pants” on them.
For the children’s librarian who wants scare everyone at the next story time:
Imagine the looks on their faces during the next Very Hungry Caterpillar read-aloud when you pull this out. Just imagine the looks.
For the librarian who should have hung it up in 1991:
This sticker gives off just the right “I’ve given up” vibe.
For the librarian that needs the perfect throw pillow to complete a room:
… although I’m kinda scared about what that room might be.
For the librarian who’s confused about their job description:
For the librarian who needs just one more tote bag:
So that’s what happened to my bedspread.
For a librarian you would like to offend:
“When I saw this sticker, I immediately thought of you!”
For the obsessive note-taking librarian:
Yes, this is a notebook. Can you think of a better place to record your thoughts and feelings than in this handsome keepsake?
For the librarian who’s a little too “in tune” with the Twilight series:
A knit hat based on… Edward Cullen’s eyes. Next up, a shirt based on Jacob Black’s pecs.
Coming Soon: Children’s Book Lump of Coal Gift Guide.
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About Travis Jonker
Travis Jonker is an elementary school librarian in Michigan. He writes reviews (and the occasional article or two) for School Library Journal and is a member of the 2014 Caldecott committee. You can email Travis at email@example.com, or follow him on Twitter: @100scopenotes.
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