Crisis: Children’s Books About Underwear Reach All-Time Low

I was looking up 2022 children’s books based on underwear, as one does (and by that I literally mean one), and I made a shocking discovery:

Undies are underperforming.

Never in the recent history of children’s books have there been so few books about unmentionables.

This is a problem.

I mean, all I have to offer young readers is this incredibly small (but proud) 2022 group:

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You expect me to run a library in the year 2022 with only FIVE new books about underwear?

And don’t go into the comments and start naming past books about underwear – I demand freshness.

This is not okay. Children’s literature authors and illustrators of the world, I beg you to up production ASAP.

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