2021 Librarian Lump of Coal Gift Guide
Time is running out to get a gift for the insufferable librarian in your life. With help from Etsy, the 2021 edition of the Librarian Lump of Coal Gift Guide has your back.
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For the librarian who works in a haunted mansion
$6.99
Be honest: was someone just murdered in the library?
For the librarian who insists on silence
$12.71
“You know, I’m really digging the pandemic. This mask I wear is saving me a lot of time shushing people.”
For a librarian/Maury Povich fan
$11.89
For the aggressive librarian
$20.33
Few people know that this was Melvil Dewey’s personal slogan.
For the design-conscious librarian
Vintage ombré peach color bundle
$75.00
“Books for sale! Ten cents each!”
*Rearranges books in an ombré fashion*
“Books for sale! I won’t accept less than 75 dollars for them!”
For the Harry Potter fan
$30.00
Wait a second, this isn’t quiddich . . .
For the librarian who has a weird sense of smell
$23.96
“I just LOVE the smell of man-bats who drink human blood.”
For the passionate librarian
$14.95
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About Travis Jonker
Travis Jonker is an elementary school librarian in Michigan. He writes reviews (and the occasional article or two) for School Library Journal and is a member of the 2014 Caldecott committee. You can email Travis at scopenotes@gmail.com, or follow him on Twitter: @100scopenotes.
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Ahahahaha: “vintage ombre peach color bundle, $75”!!! Finally, a solution to internet wailing about weeding collections: “Feel free to stop by and curate an ombre color bundle for your Etsy shop!”
Also, just realized that “Dewey Decimate” would be a good roller derby name. (If only Melvil himself hadn’t been such a racist wad…)
Turn weeding books into $$$!
The Results are In: this is the best gift list ever!