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December 27, 2012 by Travis Jonker

Reviewing Notes: ‘All Picture Books to be 80s Film Adaptations’

December 27, 2012 by Travis Jonker   1 comments

Happy holidays! The blog will be back up and running on January 7. Until then, let’s take a look back at some of my favorite posts from the 100 Scope Notes archives.

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Children’s Lit Commish: ‘All Picture Books to be 80s Film Adaptations’

The following is a work of fiction.

In a shocking move, the eccentric children’s literature commissioner has declared that all future picture books must be based on films from the 1980s.

Sliding into the press room to the strains of Bob Seger’s Old Time Rock ‘N Roll wearing a button down shirt, socks, and sunglasses, the commissioner showed that this is a decision near and dear to his heart.

“Authors, have you ever turned plastic into gold? You will. The commissioner then dramatically pulled a velvet kerchief off a shoebox and opened the lid, revealing a collection of recorded-from-tv VHS tapes.

When asked about his decision, the commissioner appeared nostalgic.

I’ve just been going through some old stuff lately. Some of the best times of my youth were spent watching these films. I want to make sure the younger generation gets this same experience. That is why our young people need Risky Business condensed into 32 pages with pictures.

When questions arose about the age-appropriateness of adapting R-rated films into books for kids, the commissioner defended his decision.

“Hey, all these movies have great lessons. Diehard – friendship. Predator – making friends. Over the Top – being a good friend. I can go on all day, folks.”

The commissioner went on to explain that he has already been working with publishers to make sure his favorite films would be among the first adaptations released.

Beginning next month, you will see a string of classics hitting shelves. Expect Bloodsport by Jan Brett, Roadhouse by Robert Munsch, and Cocktail by Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith to camp out on the picture book bestseller list for the foreseeable future.”

Click the links below to read previous Children’s Lit Commish posts:

Children’s Lit Commish: ‘Don’t Look at Me’

Children’s Lit Commish: ‘No More Fancy Covers’

Children’s Lit Commish: ‘All Books Will Actually Just Be Videos By 2012’

Children’s Lit Commish: ‘No Blogging Allowed at Blog Conference’

Children’s Lit Commish: ‘No More Non-Famous Authors’

Children’s Lit Commish: ‘No More Adaptations’

Children’s Lit Commish: ‘No More Non-Series Books’

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About Travis Jonker

Travis Jonker is an elementary school librarian in Michigan. He writes reviews (and the occasional article or two) for School Library Journal and is a member of the 2014 Caldecott committee. You can email Travis at scopenotes@gmail.com, or follow him on Twitter: @100scopenotes.

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  1. Mike Lewis says

    December 28, 2012 at 11:49 am

    Well you can imagine my dismay when I found out that Rita Garcia Williams’ One Crazy Summer wasn’t based on the Bobcat Goldthwait movie.

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